timelady-of-221b:

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

I read the last part as “I will also be in your pajamas”

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

my-beaten-heart:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebody’s life 

I can’t not reblog this.

(Source: morganschanginglife)

whimsicottonees:

so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across thisimage

i was really intrigued, i didn’t know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn’t remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found 

image

renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

image

then wtf do u call this

laughfloor:

me: *accidently opens front camera*

me: image

(Source: ca1m-b3for3-the-storm)