a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
I read the last part as “I will also be in your pajamas”
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebody’s life
I can’t not reblog this.
so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across this
i was really intrigued, i didn’t know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn’t remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby